Hanoi's Hidden Gem: Deluxe Residence Hotel 3 Hoàn Kiếm (22land) - Unbelievable!
Hanoi's Hidden Gem: Deluxe Residence Hotel 3 Hoàn Kiếm (22land) - Unbelievable!
Hanoi's Hidden Gem: Deluxe Residence Hotel 3 Hoàn Kiếm (22land) - Unbelievable! - A Chaotic, Honest Review
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the beans (and maybe a little pho broth) on the Deluxe Residence Hotel 3 Hoàn Kiếm (22land) in Hanoi. Forget those overly-polished travel blog posts, this is the real deal. I'm talking honest thoughts, chaotic impressions, and enough opinions to fill a Hanoi motorbike taxi. Ready? Let's go!
First Impression: The Good, The Bad, and the "Wait, What?"
Finding this "hidden gem" wasn't exactly smooth sailing. Let's be honest, Hanoi traffic is a beast. It's a swirling vortex of motorbikes, street vendors, and a general air of organized chaos. Getting to the hotel felt like a victory in itself. But when I finally arrived, the lobby…okay, the lobby was nice. Crisp, clean, with a subtle scent of lemongrass that almost, almost made me forget the near-death experience I had crossing the street.
Accessibility: Navigate the Chaos! (And the Elevator)
Thankfully, the hotel did have an elevator. Seriously, a win! Navigating Hanoi as a person with mobility needs would be… challenging. I saw facilities for disabled guests listed, and while I didn't personally test everything, the presence of the elevator, and the generally well-maintained interior, are a good start. The front desk was also helpful, and that's always a bonus.
Rooms That Actually Feel Like Home (Mostly)
Okay, the rooms. I'll admit, I was a little skeptical. "Deluxe Residence"? Sounds fancy, right? Well, they're pretty close. The room was spacious, surprisingly quiet (thanks to the soundproofing, bless you), and had all the essentials. The free Wi-Fi? Crucial. I needed to Instagram my phở adventure, obviously. They listed free Wi-Fi in all rooms and it's true! Plus, the air conditioning was a lifesaver in the Hanoi heat, and the blackout curtains finally allowed me to sleep in past 6 AM! I'm a big fan of the bathtub, and the complimentary tea and coffee/tea maker. Some minor imperfections were available in my room, but they are minor, nothing to upset me.
Cleanliness and Safety: Comforting in a Chaotic World (Mostly)
Hanoi can be a bit… well, grungy. But the hotel was surprisingly clean. They touted anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and rooms sanitized between stays. Felt safe! The staff was also super helpful and seemed to stick to a lot of the safety protocols listed, like staff trained in safety protocol, and there was obvious hand sanitizer around. Plus, the first aid kit was a good touch.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Pho-nomenal and More
So, the food. That's where things get interesting. The Asian breakfast buffet was…okay. I'm a total Western breakfast person, so maybe I'm biased. But the pho, oh man, the pho was absolutely AMAZING. The hotel's Asian cuisine in restaurant was worth a visit! I ended up getting the breakfast in room option a few times to save myself the trek down to the buffet. They also have a bunch of other options, like a snack bar and a coffee/tea in restaurant. I didn't try the poolside bar or anything else, but I’m a happy eater!
Ways to Relax (or Try To): Spa, Sauna, and Swimming (Mostly)
The pool with a view was a highlight. A little oasis of calm in the middle of the madness. I didn’t use the sauna or spa services, but I'm a huge fan of the idea! I've heard the Hanoi is brutal, so I can totally get behind the idea of a massage, body scrub, or a steamroom after a day full of sightseeing. I really wanted to try the foot bath, but I ran out of time.
Services and Conveniences: They Thought of Everything (Almost)
Daily housekeeping was a lifesaver. My room would have turned into a clothes and souvenir disaster without it. The concierge was super helpful with everything from booking taxis to giving me directions (which, let's be honest, I immediately forgot). The luggage storage was safe and a lifesaver because I was still touring around. Cash withdrawal and currency exchange were pretty convenient, too. Did I mention they have a dry cleaning service? Perfect for those inevitable pho spills.
For the Kids (or the Kid in You)
I didn't have any kids with me, but the hotel seems pretty family-friendly. They have babysitting service, and kids facilities. So those kinds of things are nice to have.
Getting Around: Navigating Hanoi (Again)
Airport transfer? YES! This is a MUST. Seriously, book it. I was so grateful for it. Parking is available, although I didn't have a car. Taxis are everywhere in Hanoi.
The Imperfections: Because No Place is Perfect
Okay, time for the honesty bomb. The hotel isn't perfect. The gym wasn't exactly state-of-the-art, the breakfast buffet was a bit hit-or-miss, and sometimes the service took a little while. And the street noise, while mitigated by the room's soundproofing, could still creep in. I’m not sure if the bar had happy hour. Not everything went according to plan.
The "Unbelievable!" Verdict: Should You Stay Here?
Absolutely! Despite a few minor issues, Deluxe Residence Hotel 3 Hoàn Kiếm (22land) is a solid choice. Great location, mostly clean and comfortable rooms, a delicious pho, and a staff that actually cares.
My Personal Anecdote: The Lost Phone and the Kindness of Strangers
I lost my phone one day! I thought I had lost all hope. I was super stressed, but the staff was SO, SO helpful in trying to find it. Eventually, I managed to get it back. Without the hotel's help, I would still be wandering aimlessly around the city! They kept me from having an absolute melt-down. That level of care and willingness to help? That's worth its weight in gold.
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Unbelievable Azana Trio Style: Kebumen's Hidden Gem Revealed!
Okay, buckle up, buttercup, because this isn't going to be your average, pristine travel itinerary. This is more like… a travel rollercoaster, fueled by pho, questionable street food choices, and a whole lotta me. We're going to Hanoi, to the Residence Hotel 3 Hoàn Kiếm – and honestly? I’m already picturing myself sprawled on that Deluxe bed like a starfish, dreaming of… well, probably more pho. Let's dive in:
Hanoi Hysteria: A Slightly Chaotic Itinerary (Deluxe Edition!)
Day 1: Arrival and "Oh My GOD, It's Beautiful!" Syndrome
- Morning (or rather, 'whenever-the-heck-the-plane-lands' time): Touchdown in Hanoi! That humid blast of air as you step off the plane? It's like a warm, slightly pungent hug. Immigration – pray it's not a Monday. Grab a pre-booked taxi (because navigating the airport chaos is a sport on its own) to the Hotel.
- Afternoon (Check-in & Initial Panic): Get to the Residence Hotel 3. Now, I’m a sucker for a good hotel, and the reviews are promising. Fingers crossed for a decent view, and especially for air conditioning that actually works. Seriously, I SWEAT. Then, the unpacking begins. This is always a mess. Clothes everywhere, chargers tangled, a desperate search for the travel adapter… you know the drill.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: The Hoan Kiem Lake Stroll & Street Food Reconnaissance: Okay, this is where the romance begins. The hotel is right in the Old Quarter, so we’re immediately hitting the streets. First mission: find Hoan Kiem Lake. The pictures promised serenity, and honestly? It delivered. The red bridge, the temple on the little island… it's impossibly photogenic. Took like a thousand pictures, of course. (Me? Over-photographing? Never!)
- Evening: Pho Obsession Begins, and the First Street Food Gamble: Now, for the most important part: FOOD. I'm already craving pho. We're gonna wander until we find a bustling little pho shop, the kind with tiny plastic chairs and bowls overflowing with deliciousness. Finding the "perfect" (or, at least, the REALLY good) pho is my life's mission. I'm talking, slurping, sweating, and maybe accidentally spilling some chili oil on my shirt. (It wouldn't be the first time.) After that, the street food adventure commences. This is where things get… interesting. I'll probably be brave and order something I can't quite identify (and maybe immediately regret), because YOLO, and also, I'm basically a food glutton. A small warning about that adventure: I'll probably ask someone to translate the menu, then promptly forget half of the details. Also, my stomach is a battlefield of doubt and hope. Wish me luck.
- Night (aka, "That Midnight Snack Attack"): Back to the hotel. Probably too full to sleep. Maybe a quick browse on the balcony (if the view is good. If not? I'm going to be very cranky). And before bed… some instant noodles from the local store. (Don't judge.)
Day 2: Culture Shock and Motorbike Mayhem (Almost)
- Morning: Coffee Culture and the Temple of Literature: Wake up, and straight to finding a good cafe. Vietnamese coffee. The real stuff, that you can get black or mixed with condensed milk. Strong enough to wake the dead, but so delicious! I think I get addicted. Then, we are going to visit the Temple of Literature. I'm a sucker for history, but I'm also a sucker for air conditioning. We'll see how long I last before I start complaining.
- Late Morning/Early Afternoon: The Motorbike Experience (Almost) and Egg Coffee Disaster: Okay, Hanoi is famous for its motorbikes. They're EVERYWHERE. We're renting one. No, wait… maybe not. I'm terrified. Okay, maybe a cyclo ride instead. That feels safer. Regardless, prepare for my wide-eyed gawking and constant head-swiveling as we try and navigate the traffic. This is one area I can't say for many things, I'm very bad with directions. We'll try egg coffee at a place that has a good reputaion. But if I don't like it? We're going to another coffee place.
- Afternoon: More Street Food and Fabric Hunting - This is the one I don't know about More street food, naturally. This time, I’m on the hunt for Banh Mi. The ultimate sandwich. I'm prepared for a mess. We're also exploring the fabric markets. I'm not much of a shopper, but I love the colors and patterns. This also probably means I get lost.
- Evening: Water Puppet Theatre and a Romantic Dinner… or Something Like That: Time for a bit of culture! The Thang Long Water Puppet Theatre. Fingers crossed it's as charming as it looks in the photos. After that, a "nice" (i.e., air-conditioned) dinner. Maybe a fancy restaurant with white tablecloths. Maybe. Or maybe we find another hole-in-the-wall and just roll with it. Who knows? The possibilities are endless.
- Night: The "I Need More Pho" Ritual: One last stroll around the Old Quarter, because I just know I'll be craving more pho. Maybe a late-night ice cream, because… vacation calories don't count, right?
Day 3: Day Trip to Ha Long Bay (or, the "I Might Actually Breathe Fresh Air" Day)
- Morning: Early Wake-up Call (UGH) and the Bus to the Bay: This is the day trip from hell. We leave early, like REAL early. The bus ride to Ha Long Bay is supposed to be beautiful. I'm hoping to wake up during the bus trip, and that I don't get car-sick.
- All Day: Ha Long Bay Cruise & Scenic Overload: The bay itself… pictures don’t do it justice. The limestone karsts rising out of the emerald green water… it's breathtaking. This is where I'll probably start to relax. We go on a boat. Eat seafood. Maybe kayak. (Maybe.) Take a million more photos. The air feels cleaner here than Hanoi. I'm seriously considering moving.
- Evening: Exhaustion, Reflections, and Maybe Some Karaoke? Back to the hotel. Tired, sun-kissed, and full of fish. I will probably fall asleep immediately. Or, maybe, just maybe, we'll go for karaoke. I warn you, I'm a terrible singer.
- Night: The "I'm Actually Sad to Leave" Feeling: Packing… the dreaded packing. I always leave things behind. One last late-night bowl of… you guessed it, pho. A final, lingering look at the city lights. A quiet moment of… well, appreciation. I might actually miss this crazy place.
Day 4: Departure and the Longing for Pho (and More Pho!)
- Morning: Last Breakfast Pho and Souvenir Shopping (Panic Edition): One last delicious pho breakfast! This is critical. We're also scrambling for souvenirs at the last minute. Because… who buys souvenirs before the last day? (Me, apparently, is the only one.)
- Afternoon: Hotel Check-Out and Airport Dash: Check out of the hotel. Say goodbye to that glorious Deluxe bed. Head to the airport. Hopefully, we're on time.
- Evening: Goodbye, Hanoi… For Now: Board the plane. Already planning my return. Dreaming of pho, motorbikes (maybe), and that humid, slightly pungent hug of Hanoi.
Notes and Disclaimers:
- Pacing: This itinerary is, shall we say, flexible. We might skip things. We might stay longer at other places. The schedule is a suggestion.
- Food: Be prepared for a constant state of deliciousness and potential food-related emergencies.
- My Mood: Subject to change. I'm a creature of impulse.
- Imperfections: This is real life, folks. Expect a few bumps, wrong turns, and the occasional emotional breakdown.
- Most Important: Embrace the chaos. Hanoi is a whirlwind. Just go with it. And most importantly, enjoy yourselves!
Hanoi's Hidden Gem: Deluxe Residence Hotel 3 Hoàn Kiếm (22land) - Unbelievable! - FAQ (Because You HAVE Questions)
So, "Unbelievable!"... REALLY? Like, no hyperbole?
Okay, okay, maybe *slightly* exaggerated. Look, you're in Hanoi. Everything is a sensory overload. "Unbelievable" felt right at the time, fueled by the jet lag and the utter charm of the place. Let's just say it was MUCH better than the last "budget" hotel I stayed in, where the "complimentary" breakfast resembled something dug up from a forgotten archaeological site. This? This was a definite upgrade. It's *really* good. Think cozy, think perfect location, think... well, let's just say I'm still dreaming of the banh mi they delivered to my door. More on that later.
Is the location *actually* as good as everyone says? I'm talking, like, right in the heart of the action good?
Dude. Stop. You're in the Old Quarter. *Everything* is action. Seriously, step out of the door and *bam* – chaos, charm, delicious smells assaulting your nostrils. This hotel? It’s practically *inside* Hoan Kiem Lake. I swear, I could practically *throw* a baguette and hit a tourist spot (don't do that. Don't be that guy). Okay, maybe a *slightly* overzealous throw... But seriously, everything is walkable. Temple of the Jade Mountain? Five minutes. That ridiculously cute cafe with the egg coffee you saw on Instagram? Probably two. You will want to get lost here. You will. Trust me. I got lost *twice* just trying to find the grocery store, and I never regretted it.
The rooms... what are those *really* like? The pictures online are always so... perfect.
Alright, the pictures *are* good. But the reality? It's cleaner. And, listen to me, CLEANLINESS is GOLD in Hanoi! Look, I'm not gonna lie, the first few minutes in any hotel room, I'm a *sniffing* maniac. Walls? Check. Bedsheets? Check. Bathroom... carefully evaluated. The Deluxe Residence passed. Comfy bed? Yep. AC that actually worked? Blessedly, yes. The decor is stylish. It's not *sterile* minimalist; they've got a bit of character. I especially loved the little balcony overlooking a tiny street. Perfect for spying on the locals and pretending you're a sophisticated traveler. (You know, until you're digging into a bowl pho at 8AM in your pajamas. Don't judge.)
Let's talk food. Is breakfast included? And *is it good*? Because bland hotel breakfasts are the bane of my existence.
Breakfast *was* included when I was there (definitely double-check when you book, though; things change!). And the good news? It *wasn't* bland. Nothing ruins a trip quicker than a sad continental breakfast. They had a good selection of Vietnamese dishes. The pho? Solid. The spring rolls? Crispy and fresh. And for the days I just couldn't deal, they would deliver a takeaway banh mi right to my door! Honestly, I'd go back just for that. I'm literally dreaming about it right now. The bread... the pate... *the sauce*. Okay, I'm getting distracted. But yes: breakfast, good. Banh Mi, a game-changer.
Okay, spill the tea. Any downsides? Because no place is perfect.
Alright, here's the real, unvarnished truth. There's a *tiny*, and I mean *tiny*, bit of street noise. You're in the Old Quarter, what did you expect? Hanoi is *alive*. Motorbikes, street vendors, the general hustle and bustle… It's part of the experience, but if you're a super light sleeper, bring some earplugs. Also, the elevators are... well, let's just say they are small. And slow. You might find yourself taking the stairs. (Good for burning off the banh mi calories, right?). And lastly, there was this one time, the key card didn't work, and I was stranded outside my room for a few minutes. Sigh. Stuff always goes wrong. But the staff fixed it immediately, and everyone was super friendly.
The staff! Are they helpful? Did they speak English? Did they laugh when you inevitably made a fool of yourself?
The staff... Ah, the staff! They were wonderful. Seriously. They were incredibly helpful. English was excellent and they helped me with *everything*. They organized a day trip to Ha Long Bay (which was also unbelievable, but that's a story for another FAQ) and helped me navigate the local markets. And yes, I may or may not have tried to order a "large" coffee and accidentally ended up with a *bucket* of black, bitter brew. (Jet lag is a powerful force) Did they laugh? I'm sure they did. But they did it politely, subtly, and then got me a second, slightly smaller, less potent beverage. They were truly amazing. They really made the experience exceptional. They genuinely seem to care about their guests.
Okay, I'm kind of sold. But *one* more question: Can I book a room with a balcony? That would be awesome!
Yes! Some of the rooms *do* have balconies. Which are *amazing*. Do it. Get the balcony room! Watching the street life unfold from that vantage point is pure joy. Seriously, sip your morning coffee (or that accidental bucket of coffee!) and soak it all in. It's a moment. A memory. Go, book, and prepare to be charmed. And eat the banh mi. Seriously, eat ALL the banh mi. And Hanoi. And everything about the place. Just go!
(Bonus Question, for the Truly Curious) What was the *one* most memorable thing that happened? C'mon, give us the juicy details!
Okay, alright… Buckle up. This is gonna be rambling: It’s hard to pick ONE most memorable thing in a place like Hanoi, but I'll give it a shot. It wasn't the Temple of Literature (lovely, but predictable) or the Water Puppet show (cute, but… well, a puppet show). It wasn’t even the epic bar crawl I did (thanks, jet lag!). Nope. It was this: One evening, I was sitting on my balcony (the balcony room, I highly endorse!) after a day of haggling in the markets (IPremium Stay Search
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