RedDoorz Syariah Tanggeung Bintang: Indonesia's BEST Halal Hotel? 😱

RedDoorz Syariah Tanggeung Bintang: Indonesia's BEST Halal Hotel? 😱
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the RedDoorz Syariah Tanggeung Bintang experience. "Indonesia's BEST Halal Hotel?" Bold claim, RedDoorz, bold claim. Let's see if you can back it up. And trust me, I’m not holding back. This isn’t some corporate drone regurgitating press releases; this is me, and I'm about to unleash the honest, sometimes messy, truth.
IMMEDIATE THOUGHTS? IS IT?
Okay, so "BEST" is a big word. Let's be real. No hotel is perfect. Life just doesn't work that way. But does RedDoorz Syariah Tanggeung Bintang aim high? Absolutely. Does it make you feel good about being there? That's the question.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (As Always)
First off, the basics. Accessibility: Okay, let's get this out of the way. I always check this first because it's important. Seeing some of the listed features, like Facilities for disabled guests and an Elevator, suggests some effort. But the devil is in the details. Are the hallways wide enough for a wheelchair? Are the bathrooms truly accessible? Without a specific breakdown, it's tough to say. This isn't always RedDoorz's fault; it’s the Indonesian landscape in general that makes it more difficult. Still, a little more detail on the accessibility features is always appreciated.
Internet: Wi-Fi! FREE! IN EVERY ROOM! (Hallelujah!)
Right, the modern necessities. Internet access and Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! God bless. Seriously, in this day and age, a hotel that charges extra for Wi-Fi is a crime against humanity. Internet [LAN] is listed too, which is kinda old school, but hey, options are good! The fact it's free and presumably working? Huge plus. I’d lose my mind if I couldn't post my Instagram stories.
Things to Do? Relax? Body Wraps?! My Brain Exploded!
Okay, the "Things to do" section got me a little giddy. Let's break this down, shall we?
- Body wrap, Body scrub, Massage, Sauna, Spa, Steamroom, Spa/sauna: WHOA. Seriously? Those are amazing. I love a good body scrub, my skin is actually like a reptile, so this is a win. If they have decent masseuses, this could make up for a lot. The "Spa/sauna" bit… well, I’M SOLD.
- Fitness Center, Gym/fitness: Alright, alright, I'm a work in progress. But if I have access, maybe I'll actually use it.
- Pool with view, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Multiple pools? Does the view match the reality? I need to see this. A good poolside cocktail situation is what I require.
Okay, honestly, the inclusion of things like Pool with view and a Sauna gave me a serious jolt of happy hormones. This is shaping up to be more than just a place to sleep.
Cleanliness and Safety: The New Normal
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hygiene certification, Rooms sanitized between stays, Professional-grade sanitizing services: I'm not going to lie, I'm freaking obsessed with hand sanitizer now. This sounds good, really reassuring. The commitment to cleanliness is something I need in my life right now.
- First aid kit, Doctor/nurse on call, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: These are all just thoughtful things, honestly. I just want to feel safe and cared for.
- Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Okay, this is a must. No one wants a side of food poisoning with their nasi goreng.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter… Because we have to.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food!
Alright, the food scene is where things can really make or break a hotel.
- A la carte in restaurant, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: Holy moly! The sheer variety is amazing! The inclusion of Asian cuisine, both in the restaurant and for breakfast, is essential, because come on, we're in Indonesia. 24-hour room service? That's a game-changer. Especially after a long flight. And a Poolside bar? Please tell me they serve icy cold drinks?
- Alternative meal arrangement: Always smart, offering flexibility.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant, Bottle of water: The small thoughtful things. I'm a coffee fiend, so this is a good sign.
- Happy hour: Tell me more…
Services and Conveniences: The Little Extras That Matter
- Air conditioning in public area, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Smoking area, Terrace: From the basics to the fancy, there’s a lot here that shows the hotel is thinking about guest experience. The Concierge and Doorman are important, and a gift shop for souvenirs? Score!
- Contactless check-in/out: Love this. Saves time and is definitely safer.
- Food delivery: Another win. Especially for those late-night cravings.
For the Kids: Babysitting?!
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids meal: Look, I don't have kids, but this is a huge plus for families. The babysitting is very useful.
Access: Safety, Security, and Getting Around
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Non-smoking: Safety is always a priority. Love the 24 hour front desk.
- Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Taxi service, Valet parking: All great options to make getting around easy.
Available in All Rooms: The Cozy Details
- Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: This is the stuff that makes the room feel like a true sanctuary. I love the blackout curtains. These details are important!
The Verdict & My Offer (Because I Wanna Go!)
Okay, so is RedDoorz Syariah Tanggeung Bintang "Indonesia's BEST Halal Hotel?" I can't say definitively until I've experienced it. Is the sheer volume of amenities impressive? Absolutely! The focus on hygiene and safety? Reassuring. The potential for relaxation and fun (pools, spa, various cuisines)? Definitely intriguing.
Here's what I need - to visit and find out. I'll be ready to write the real review, and I'll need a hotel to be available.
So, here's my offer:
Exclusive "Honest Traveler" Package for you, RedDoorz:
- Includes: A deluxe room for two, full access to the spa facilities, all meals included (I have to try those buffets!) and a complimentary bottle of locally sourced, delicious iced tea (if you have the hookup).
- Duration: 3 nights, 4 days.
- The Deal: I will write a brutally honest but fair review, warts and all, focusing on accessibility, cleanliness, food, and overall experience. This is real, unfiltered, and from a human perspective.
I can't promise perfection, but I can promise an honest and hopefully entertaining look at RedDoorz Syariah Tanggeung Bintang. Are you ready for the truth?
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your perfectly-manicured, Instagram-filtered travel itinerary. This is the REAL DEAL. We're going to RedDoorz Syariah @ Tanggeung Bintang in Indonesia, and trust me, it’s going to be… an experience.
The Gloriously Messy Itinerary: RedDoorz Syariah Edition
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Dread (and hopefully, clean sheets)
Morning (6:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Wake up, convinced I forgot to pack something crucial. Probably underwear. Always underwear. Triple check. My flight is at… whenever. Budget airlines, right? Always delayed. Anxiety levels already at Defcon 3. Grab a coffee that's probably more sugar than caffeine, because, Indonesia!
Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): The flight! Hopefully, I snag a window seat. (I'm 5'2", so legroom is a myth anyway.) The usual ritual of judging everyone's carry-ons and internally screaming at the person who brought a durian onto the plane. Land. Survive. Breathe.
Afternoon (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Immigration. Pray I filled out the form correctly. Pray the agent doesn't ask me anything complicated, because my Bahasa Indonesia is… let's just say, "non-existent." Then, the glorious, air-conditioned taxi ride (hopefully) to the hotel. Traffic’s bound to be bonkers. I'm picturing a chaotic ballet of motorbikes and honking horns.
Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): THE MOMENT OF TRUTH: RedDoorz Check-in! This is where the real adventure begins. Will the room look like the photos online? (Spoiler alert: probably not.) Will the air conditioning work? Will there be actual, functioning hot water? This is a gamble! And is the "Syariah" bit REALLY going to be an issue for my travel shorts? Deep breaths. Fingers crossed for cleanliness! (I've read reviews… wish me luck.)
Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Room assessment. Unpack. Stare at the room. Take stock: Bed? Check. Mosquito net? Pray to Allah. Bathroom? Inspect. Pray for no creepy crawlies. Stare out the window and try to accept my fate. This is my home for the next few days.
Evening (6:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Walk around the block, looking for dinner (and maybe some antacid). Already sweating. Wondering if I should have packed more mosquito repellent. Wondering if I should have packed less. Overwhelmed with food choices. End up getting something I recognize. Chicken and rice. You can’t go wrong, right?
Evening (8:00 PM onward): Netflix and chill (alone). Or, if the Wi-Fi is actually working, attempt to upload the photos I just took to Instagram. Realize how terrible my photos are. Give up. Fall asleep, exhausted, but with a vague sense of wonder.
Day 2: Tanggeung Tango & Cultural Clashes (Probably)
Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Wake up. Hopefully, the bedbugs left me alone. Find the local coffee. This is the Indonesia I signed up for. Maybe. Breakfast? I try the local breakfast. Maybe it will be delicious. Maybe it will be…. an experience.
Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): LET'S DO THIS. Tanggeung exploration time! I'm planning on… exploring the area. I have no idea what that will even entail. Maps? Nah. Rely on my rusty sense of direction and the kindness of strangers. I want to experience something local. Real. Maybe visit a market? Find some handicrafts? Get lost in the labyrinth and panic for a moment. Then, laugh.
Afternoon (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Lunch. Where? What? I don't know. See a local place. Venture in. Point and hope for the best. The language barrier is thrilling and terrifying all the same time.
Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Double down on being a tourist. Photos. Lots of photos. Try to capture the “vibe,” whatever that means. Maybe buy a souvenir I'll never use. Maybe regret it.
Afternoon (5:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Back to the room. Shower. The water pressure (if any) will either be a luxury or torture device. Evaluate the day. Are the people friendly? The food good? Am I getting too much sun? Existential crisis brewing again.
Evening (7:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Dinner. Try something new. Fail miserably. Order the chicken and rice again. No shame. I’m in a foreign country, and I am still having trouble ordering a coffee.
Evening (9:00 PM onward): Bed. Think about the universe. Think about all the things I didn't see or do. Probably forget to brush my teeth. Fall asleep, exhausted, content, and already missing a place I haven't yet left.
Day 3: The Great Escape (and another slice of chicken and rice)
Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Pack. This is a skill. How to squeeze everything back in the bag. Drink more coffee. Contemplate the meaning of life.
Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Last local breakfast. Last look at the room. Check out of the hotel. Say goodbye to my temporary home. What did I learn? Nothing. Everything.
Afternoon (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Lunch. Chicken and rice. Just one last time. It will be missed. Taxi to the airport.
Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Airport. The waiting game begins.
Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Flight. More judging of carry-ons. Pray for no turbulence.
Evening (6:00 PM onward): Home. Or the next location adventure. A whole new series of memories.
Final Thoughts:
This is just a rough outline. In reality, things will get turned upside down. The best parts probably won't be planned. There will be misadventures. There will be moments of brilliant clarity and embarrassing blunders. There will be chicken and rice. And that, my friends, is the beauty of travel. Embrace the chaos. Embrace the uncertainty. Embrace the sticky humidity, the honking horns, and the questionable Wi-Fi. You won't regret it (probably).
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RedDoorz Syariah Tanggeung Bintang: Is it REALLY the BEST Halal Hotel in Indonesia?! Let's Dive In (and Maybe Get Slightly Overwhelmed)
Okay, the BIG question. Is RedDoorz Syariah Tanggeung Bintang *actually* the BEST Halal Hotel in Indonesia, as you're claiming? 😱
So, what makes it "Halal"? Like, is it just the staff's name tags? 😅
Alright, let's be real. What's the rooms *really* like? Is it a dungeon or... a CLEAN dungeon?
Speaking of breakfast... is the food any good? Don't hold back! I want honesty, even if it's brutal.
Okay, but what about the location? Is it in the middle of nowhere? Near a mosque? Tell me everything!
Service? Were the staff helpful? Or did you need to flag someone down with smoke signals?
I'm a solo female traveler. Is this a safe place to stay?
The Wi-Fi. Is it a myth or a reality? Because let's face it, bad Wi-Fi is the bane of any trip!


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