Shimla's BEST Kept Secret: Treebo Greenland Mall Road Luxury!
Shimla's BEST Kept Secret: Treebo Greenland Mall Road Luxury!
Shimla's BEST Kept Secret: Treebo Greenland Mall Road Luxury! - My Honestly Messy Review
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the chai on Treebo Greenland Mall Road Luxury in Shimla. Forget the polished brochures, because you're getting the raw, unfiltered me. This isn't just a review; it's a rollercoaster of "OMG I LOVE THIS" and "hmmm, could be better…" mixed with a healthy dose of Shimla chill.
First things first: Location, Location, Location! (And Accessibility…ish)
Let's get the boring stuff out of the way. Accessibility in Shimla is… a Himalayan challenge. This isn't exactly a flat city, folks. Treebo Greenland scores some points with an elevator, which is gold in a hilly town. But getting to the hotel? Be prepared for cobblestones, slopes, and a workout for your calves. They do have an airport transfer, which is a HUGE plus after a long flight. I didn't personally need it, but I saw folks using it, and the look on their faces said, "Thank GOD." There are facilities for disabled guests, but I couldn't fully scope out their extent; it felt more… present, rather than overly catered to in the way a more modern hotel might strive for. It's a solid starting point for a location that demands a healthy amount of walking.
Now, the good bits. Mall Road! You're right in the thick of it. Shops, restaurants, the whole Shimla shebang is right at your doorstep. This is a HUGE win.
The Room: My Himalayan Haven (or, The Truth About My Blackout Curtains Obsession)
I’m a sucker for a good room. And the rooms at Treebo Greenland are… well, they’re good. Not mind-blowing, but they’re clean, comfortable, and have everything you need. Okay, I'm lying. They're actually pretty great! The air conditioning in the Himalayas? Okay, that's more for the summer; but it sure does make you feel like you can breath when the weather is otherwise crisp. The free Wi-Fi is a godsend, and it actually works, unlike some hotels where you're better off sending smoke signals (lookin' at you, overpriced resorts!).
But let’s talk about my true love: the blackout curtains. Oh. My. Gawd. After a day of exploring Shimla's chaos, I'm ready for a nap. The blackout curtains are your best friend– especially on a bright day in Shimla! The bed was comfy too, with extra-long beds and a soft feel that made me sleep like a baby. Just… glorious. I’m a total convert. I spent a good portion of my stay basking in their embrace. I literally considered buying them and taking them home. (Don’t judge me.)
Small details matter, like the slippers by the door, the complimentary tea and coffee maker, the little refrigerator for my water (essential to survive the hills!), and the safe box where I kept all my important stuff. The bathrooms are nothing fancy, but they're clean. The towels are fluffy, and the hair dryer is surprisingly functional. These small details were the ones making my stay so pleasant.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: From Buffet Bliss to Room Service Shenanigans
Okay, food! Always important, right? Treebo Greenland has a restaurant (with a la carte options!), a snack bar, and room service that’s available practically around the clock. Breakfast is included, a buffet with a solid selection. They do a decent Asian breakfast and the Western breakfast is fine, with the usual eggs, toast, and cereal. The coffee shop is there, but the coffee is nothing special. They offer a poolside bar, but you won't find a pool.
The room service, though… that's where things get interesting. I ordered a late-night snack one night (because, vacation). The food was good, but the delivery took a little longer than I liked. It felt like forever! They do have different meal arrangements, but my specific experience was a bit bumpy.
Relaxation & Things to Do: Spa Dreams (and Maybe a Dip in the Pool?)
This is where Treebo Greenland really shines, at least on paper. They have a spa, a sauna, a steamroom, and a fitness center! The massage was divine and was all I needed after all the hours of Shimla sightseeing. You can also take a foot bath and use their bathrobes, as well. The pool with a view is advertised, but it was out of service during my visit.
Cleanliness & Safety (Because, Well, We Care, Right?)
Okay, in these post-pandemic times, everyone is a little extra wary, and the hotel gets it. They've got all those things like anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, room sanitization opt-out available, rooms sanitized between stays, safe dining setup, sanitized kitchen and tableware items. Hand sanitizers are everywhere. The staff is trained in safety protocols. It made me feel a lot safer and less worried, given the current state of the world.
Services & Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Difference
They offer the expected services. Laundry, dry cleaning, luggage storage, and a concierge who’s genuinely helpful. They also have a gift shop, so you can pick up a souvenir without trekking back into the crowded market (bless).
Here's What You're Really Thinking: Is It Worth It?
Absolutely! Treebo Greenland Mall Road Luxury is a solid choice for Shimla. It’s not perfect (what is?), but it hits the sweet spot of comfortable, convenient, and relatively affordable. It offers a real value for money.
My Quirky Observation: The staff! They're super friendly and genuinely want you to have a good time. One of the staff members helped me with my sightseeing plans every day while I was having my breakfast.
My Honest Opinion: If you want a luxurious, over-the-top experience, this isn’t it. But if you want a clean, comfortable, well-located hotel with friendly service and some seriously amazing blackout curtains, book it. You won’t regret it.
Shimla's BEST Kept Secret: Treebo Greenland Mall Road Luxury - Don't Just Visit Shimla, Experience It!
LIMITED TIME OFFER: Book your stay at Treebo Greenland Mall Road Luxury now and receive:
- Exclusive Access: Free upgrade to a room with a balcony to witness the majestic views of Shimla (subject to availability).
- Pamper Yourself: Free 30-minute massage at the spa, to revitalize your body after a mountain hike.
- Early Bird Perks: Complimentary airport transfer to start your experience as smooth as possible.
- Foodie Delight: Free breakfast buffet for couples during their stay.
Why Choose Treebo Greenland?
- Location! Right in the heart of Shimla's action on Mall Road.
- Comfort! Clean and comfortable rooms - and those blackout curtains!
- Relaxation! Spa and fitness center for unwinding.
- Value! Everything you want, at a great price!
- Safety! Your peace of mind is their top priority.
Don't wait! Shimla awaits! Book your escape today and experience the BEST of Shimla!
Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Home Awaits in Arusha, Tanzania
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This? This is the chaotic, glorious mess that is a trip, especially when you're in the ridiculously charming (and sometimes frustrating) Shimla. I'm staying at the Treebo Greenland on Mall Road. Let's see how things unravel… or, hopefully, unfold.
Shimla Shenanigans: A Treebo Greenland Romp (or Should I Say, a Humorous Mishap?)
Day 1: Arrival, Altitude, and Absurdity
Morning (or, the Morning That Wasn't): Landed in Chandigarh. Let's just say the air conditioning on the flight was a frozen tundra of passive-aggressive discomfort. Arrived and spent a good hour negotiating with the pre-paid taxi mafia. (Okay, maybe not mafia, but they were persistent). Road trip up to Shimla. The views? Stunning. The road? Well, let's just say I'm glad I didn't eat that roadside samosa.
Afternoon (or, the Afternoon of Regret): Arrived at Treebo Greenland. First impression? Charmingly outdated. Second? Oh, this is cosy. (Translation: small, but cleanish.) Luggage – checked in. But Wait a minute, the staff are so busy, I had to go to the front desk thrice to get the room key. The first time, they said, "Just a moment, madam." The second time, the key was "almost ready." The third time… well, let's just say I think my facial expression finally conveyed the "I-need-this-key-or-I-might-start-yelling" vibe.
Late Afternoon/Evening (or, the Altitude's Revenge): Walked to Mall Road. OMG, the crowds! It was a sea of humanity, all dressed in varying degrees of "touristy chic." The main road reminded me of a Disney Park, but instead of giant mouse ears and screaming kids, there were woolen shawls and the persistent smell of momos. Tried to get a coffee at a cafe "that looked" nice. It was crowded. And the coffee? Lukewarm, and tasted faintly of despair. Altitude sickness is kicking in. My head feels like a balloon ready to pop.
Dinner (or, Desperate Measures): Found a tiny "local" restaurant. I swear, the waiter looked like he'd seen a ghost when I ordered a simple dal and roti. Turns out, the "local" spot catered specifically to tourists. Still, the food wasn't terrible. Ate quickly, because by that point I was convinced I'd be spending the rest of the night hugging the porcelain throne.
Day 2: Mall Road Mayhem and Colonial Charm (or, The Day I Fell In Love With a Bookstore)
Morning (or, the Morning After the Porcelain Embrace): Woke up feeling slightly less like a deflated beach ball. Ate the complimentary (and surprisingly decent) breakfast at the Treebo. The omelet was actually cooked, which felt like a small miracle. Decided to brave Mall Road, but with a tactical retreat plan if the crowds proved too much.
Mid-Morning (or, Bookworm Bliss): Then I saw it. An unassuming bookstore. Hidden away, almost disguised. I fell! I forgot about the crowds. Everything went silent. I lost track of time. A dusty old edition of Kipling practically called my name. Did I buy it? Oh, you bet your bottom dollar I did. Spent a good hour browsing and chatting with the shopkeeper – he was a character! Told me about the history of Shimla, the real Shimla, not the one for tourists.
Lunch (or, A Plea for More Spices): Attempted lunch at a "highly recommended" restaurant. The food was… bland. Like, offensively bland. I needed spices. Needed them like I needed air. Started frantically rummaging in my bag for the last leftover packet of masala noodles I'd packed – just in case of emergency (and this is an emergency).
Afternoon (or, the Viceregal Lodge Vibe): Visited the Viceregal Lodge. Okay, now we're talking! The architecture is stunning, and the history is so rich. I spent ages wandering through the halls, imagining the dramas and intrigues that must have played out there. I even pretended I was a viceroy. For a brief, glorious moment, I was in charge of everything. Felt regal until a small child bumped into me and I almost fell over.
Evening (or, the Descent into Darkness, but with Good Food): Found a tiny restaurant off the main road. The best momos of my life! Savory, juicy, and bursting with flavor. The restaurant had a small balcony overlooking the valley, which was beautiful at sunset. This. This is what makes traveling worthwhile. Felt like I'd finally stumbled upon the real Shimla.
Day 3: Beyond the Tourist Trail (or, The Day I Almost Got Lost in a Forest)
Morning (or, the Morning of Optimism): Decided to avoid Mall Road madness. Researched some local trails… because I'm a "nature person," or at least pretend to be. Hired a taxi to a supposed "hidden gem."
Mid-Morning (or, the Forest of Doubt): The "trail" started out promising. Then, the path turned into a muddy, overgrown track. I swear, the trees were whispering to each other. I kept going! The views were absolutely breathtaking. I forgot the crowds, the bad coffee, everything. For a blissful hour, it was just me, the mountains, and nature.
Lunch (or, the Moment I Questioned My Life Choices): Realized I was completely lost. Started panic-eating the leftover masala noodles. My phone had, of course, run out of battery. I briefly considered building a signal fire and attracting the attention of passing paragliders, or maybe the government. After about an hour of wandering in circles, I FINALLY found a barely visible trail. Followed it, stumbling and muttering to myself, and eventually found a road. Eventually, I found a bus stop.
Afternoon (or, the Triumph of Public Transport): Hailed a bus, which took me back to Shimla. The bus was crowded, smelly, and bumpy, but I didn't care. Triumph! Felt like I'd earned my stripes.
Evening (or, Reflecting on Shimla Shenanigans): Back at the Treebo. Had a long, hot shower. Ate another, surprisingly excellent meal at the tiny restaurant. Spent the evening curled up in bed, with my Kipling book. Shimla is a mess. Shimla is beautiful. Shimla is everything. And tomorrow? Who knows. I'm just happy I survived.
Day 4: The Departure (or, the bittersweet goodbyes)
- Morning (or, the last breakfast): The last breakfast was the best breakfast. Savoring every last bite of the omelet.
- Mid-Morning (or, last-minute shopping): Trying to pick up a few last gifts for friends and family.
- Afternoon (or, Adieu): Left the hotel and got a taxi back to Chandigarh, remembering all the good and the bad. Shimla will forever be in my heart.
Things I Didn't Mention But Definitely Did:
- Gorged on street food. Yes, even the questionable-looking stuff.
- Got yelled at (mildly) for not knowing Hindi.
- Took a million photos. Of everything. The crowds. The buildings. Even the questionable-looking street food.
- Probably forgot to tip a waiter. (Sorry!)
- Loved every messy, imperfect, chaotic minute of it.
Shimla's BEST Kept Secret: Treebo Greenland Mall Road Luxury - The Unofficial FAQs (and ramblings!)
1. Is "Luxury" actually accurate? Because, let's be honest, "luxury" in India can mean anything from a slightly upgraded dorm to, well, actual luxury.
Okay, *deep breath*. So, yeah, the word "luxury" gets thrown around like confetti, doesn't it? And I went in there with, let's just say, a *healthy* dose of skepticism. I've stayed in "luxury" places that felt like a slightly fancier hostel, and I've stayed in places that made me genuinely question my life choices (shudders).
But here’s the deal: at Treebo Greenland? It’s… it’s pretty good. Not the Burj Khalifa, mind you. But the rooms were spacious, the beds were actually comfortable (a *huge* win in my book!), and the bathroom… the bathroom was clean and the water heater consistently worked! (Small joys, people, small joys!). So "luxury"? Maybe leaning towards "very comfortable and well-appointed," which, in the heart of Shimla, felt like a *godsend* after a day battling crowds on Mall Road.
Let me tell you a quick story - I arrived utterly exhausted after a truly terrible bus ride – I mean, the driver seemed to think Nascar was the guiding principle, and the air conditioning was a cruel joke. I stumbled into the lobby, looking like I'd wrestled a yak, and the reception staff, without a blink of judgement, offered fresh ginger tea. *Fresh ginger tea*, after weeks of questionable chai! That, my friends, is a small touch of luxury. And I am eternally grateful!
2. Mall Road? Right in the heart of the chaos? Isn't that, well… a nightmare?
Okay, so "chaos" could be a *slight* understatement. Mall Road is a… a *vibrant* experience. Think packed crowds, souvenir hawkers, selfie sticks battling for oxygen, and the constant, delicious waft of sizzling momos. It can be exhilarating. It can also be utterly exhausting.
The *brilliant* thing about Treebo Greenland is its proximity. You can practically trip your way onto Mall Road (in a good way!). Want to dive headfirst into the madness? Step outside! Need an escape hatch? Walk back in, close the door, and you're in a serene haven. It's the perfect balance, honestly. Having that immediate accessibility is a real game changer, especially when you're craving that samosa at a moment's notice.
But I did have one… incident. One evening, I was in the lobby, and a group of teenagers were loudly debating the merits of varying selfie angles. I swear, the decibel level was comparable to a small, angry elephant. I might have… slightly retreated into the sanctuary of my room. And then, I breathed a sigh of relief!
3. What's the breakfast situation like? Because a bad breakfast can ruin an entire day (I'm looking at you, Travelodge in… well, everywhere).
Oh, *breakfast*. The most important meal of the day. Especially when you’re planning on fighting your way through the hordes to see the Viceregal Lodge.
Here's the good news: breakfast at Treebo Greenland is actually pretty decent. It’s not a Michelin-star experience, mind you. But they had a good selection of options: Parathas (a *must*), eggs cooked how you like them, toast, fruit, and (blessedly) filter coffee. Coffee, people, coffee!
I distinctly remember one morning, I stumbled down (probably looking even more rumpled than usual), and the breakfast staff, bless their hearts, greeted me with a smile and a warm paratha. It was the perfect antidote to my sleep deprivation and the slight panic I had about negotiating the crowds. It really set me up for a good day of sightseeing!
Okay, maybe a minor complaint. One day, the butter was… a little *melty*. But let's be real, I'm nitpicking. It was still vastly superior to the mystery scrambled eggs I once encountered in a rural guesthouse. Seriously. The stuff of nightmares.
4. Is it noisy? I'm a light sleeper, and I cannot deal with incessant honking.
Okay, the noise situation in Shimla… it's a *thing*. Especially near Mall Road. You've got vendors shouting, tourists chatting, and, of course, the constant, ubiquitous *honking*. It's a symphony of sound, that can be more like a cacophony.
Now, Treebo Greenland is surprisingly quiet, most of the time. The rooms seem well-insulated, and I didn't hear much traffic noise, which was a HUGE relief. However, I'm going to be brutally honest: one night, a particularly enthusiastic wedding party decided their celebrations needed to extend into the wee hours. Picture this: music blasting, laughter echoing, and the faint but insistent chirping of car horns. Let's just say, I didn't get a *fantastic* night's sleep.
I did, however, call reception (half-asleep, I probably sounded like a grumpy walrus). To their credit, they sorted it out relatively quickly. So, it's generally quiet, but be prepared for the occasional noise festival, especially during peak season or if you're unlucky enough to have a room near a particularly loud group. earplugs are your friend!
5. Any quirky things to look out for? Like, is there a resident ghost? Or a particularly grumpy cat?
Well, no resident ghosts (that I'm aware of!). And sadly, no grumpy cat. (Though, to be fair, I was constantly on the lookout for one).
One thing that *did* capture my attention was the artwork in the hallway. A lot of it. And a little… let's call it *eclectic*. There was a painting of a very stylized mountain goat, a slightly wonky portrait of Mahatma Gandhi, and a print of a waterfall that looked suspiciously like my own slightly-off landscape photograph! It gave the place a certain… charm. And trust me, I spent way too much time pondering the artistic choices. It was kind of endearing, in a weird way.
And the staff... they were always willing to chat. "Where are you from?" "What do you think of the weather?" "Did you like the paratha?". They were friendly and helpful and went out of their way to offer useful information. It makes you feel welcome after a long day.
If you're into people-watching, get a room overlooking Mall Road. It's entertainment, trust me! But if it's quiet and peace, ask for a room away from the noise.
6. Is it worth the money? Because my wallet's already crying after the train fare.
Okay, the million-dollar question (or, you know, the slightly less expensive equivalent in Rupees). Is it worth it?
Look, Shimla isn't exactly cheap, particularly during peak season. Hotels in good locations like these, easily tend to be quite pricey. Treebo Greenland's pricing, if you can snag a deal (always hunt for deals!), is really pretty decent for what you get. The comfort, the location, the decent food – all contribute to the overall value.
Now, I'm a budget traveler at heart. But sometimes,Stay And Relax
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