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Escape to Paradise: Your Luxurious Andalusian Retreat Awaits!

Belvilla by OYO Cortijo La Mimbre Priego De Cordoba Spain

Belvilla by OYO Cortijo La Mimbre Priego De Cordoba Spain

Escape to Paradise: Your Luxurious Andalusian Retreat Awaits!

Escape to Paradise: My Andalusian Adventure - A Review (and a Confession)

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your typical sanitized hotel review. I just got back from “Escape to Paradise: Your Luxurious Andalusian Retreat Awaits!” and let me tell you, it was… an experience. Let's just say my expectations were high, fueled by those perfect Instagram pictures, and the reality? Well, mostly it lived up to them. Mostly.

Accessibility (and the "Mostly" Starts Here)

The first thing I always check is accessibility. They say it's there, and honestly, they tried. Wheelchair accessibility is listed, and the website shows ramps and elevators. Now, I wasn't using a wheelchair, but I did notice a few things: the main areas like the restaurants and the pool (outdoor) seemed pretty good, but some of the smaller pathways were a bit…rustic, let's say. Remember, this is Andalusia, and rustic kind of goes with the landscape. Elevator availability is a big plus, thankfully. Facilities for disabled guests are listed, but best to call ahead and confirm the specific requirements and room types available.

On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges? It's a yes, from observation.

Internet & Tech Shenanigans (Spoiler: I Survived)

Okay, so Internet. The website screams Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and that's gold. But! Like, actually reliable? The Internet, Internet [LAN], and Internet services were a bit… temperamental. There were times I could download a movie in seconds, and then others where I felt like I was back in the dial-up era trying to load a single picture of a cat. Annoying, yes. Dealbreaker? Nah. I mean, the whole point of Escape to Paradise is, you know, to escape. And I did use the Wi-Fi in public areas when the in-room connection was flaking out. They also had audio-visual equipment for special events which suggests a solid setup for meetings.

Things to Do (and Trying to Relax - My Struggle)

Oh boy, where do I even start? This place is packed with options. Ways to relax are the name of the game. They REALLY want you to be chill. There's a whole Spa/sauna situation going on. Spa, sauna, steamroom, massage, body scrub, body wrap, a foot bath… I tried to take advantage of it all. Let's just say, I'm not sure I'm a "body wrap" kind of guy. Felt like a giant burrito. The pool with a view was absolutely STUNNING. Seriously, it was picture-perfect. I spent hours just floating, staring at the mountains. The swimming pool [outdoor] was divine, a true oasis.

My Personal Sauna Hell and Bliss (The Double Down)

Let's be honest, I was looking FORWARD to the sauna. Sweat it out, relax my muscles… It was supposed to be a highlight. Except… the first day, the damn sauna was out of order. I almost threw a towel. I stomped around grumbling, demanding answers. And then, miraculously, it was fixed the next day.

So, I got in. The heat was instant, like a bear hug. My muscles started to loosen, and I thought, "YES! This is it! Paradise!" And then… the guy next to me started singing opera. In German. It was the most bizarre, hilarious, and slightly terrifying experience.

I emerged from that sauna a changed man. I'd sweated out not just toxins, but also whatever was causing my usual anxiety. I laughed. I felt good. I went back the next day. And the day after that. And, yes, the German opera singer was there every single time. It became my own private, sweaty, musical hell/paradise.

The Fitness center and Gym/fitness area had good equipment (I peeped in -- I'm more of a "lying by the pool" sort of guy). They also had a poolside bar for those crucial post-workout (or post-burrito wrap) refreshments.

Cleanliness & Safety (The Sanitized Zone)

Okay, in the age of… gestures wildly at the world, safety is paramount. Cleanliness and safety are top-notch here and listed as such. Daily disinfection in common areas, room sanitization opt-out available (good for the tree huggers), Anti-viral cleaning products, Professional-grade sanitizing services – they’re serious about keeping things spotless. Staff trained in safety protocol, Hand sanitizer everywhere, Individually-wrapped food options, Safe dining setup, Sterilizing equipment all add to peace of mind. I even saw them removing Shared stationery! And the Cashless payment service was super convenient. And you know something? I felt safe. They’ve really thought things out.

The presence of a Doctor/nurse on call and a First aid kit is a plus.

Dining, Drinking & Snacking (Where the Magic REALLY Happens)

Food, glorious food! The restaurants are a highlight. There’s an A la carte in restaurant, a Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, and Western cuisine in restaurant. Talk about options! The Asian cuisine in restaurant was a lovely surprise, but for me the Western cuisine in restaurant was the MVP. Breakfast! Oh, that breakfast! A full Breakfast [buffet] AND Breakfast service! They also had Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service. The Coffee shop was my morning ritual, and the Poolside bar a convenient evening haunt. The Bar had a fantastic selection of local wines and cocktails. I have to give a massive shoutout to their Happy hour. The Bottle of water was a nice touch.

My only minor quibble? The Room service [24-hour] quality was sometimes a bit inconsistent (2AM burger wasn't always the best idea).

Services and Conveniences (Beyond the Basics)

Man oh man, the list is long. Air conditioning in public area? Check. Business facilities, including meeting/banquet facilities with Meetings can be arranged. Concierge service was excellent, always helpful with booking taxis and activities. Currency exchange was a lifesaver. Daily housekeeping kept everything pristine. Doorman service made me feel like a VIP (even if I wasn’t). Dry cleaning, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage – they've got you covered on all practicalities. Safety deposit boxes are available. Taxi service, Valet parking, and Car park [on-site] and Car park [free of charge] are included. They also had On-site event hosting facilities.

For the Kids (And the Kid in Me)

Families are clearly welcome, with Babysitting service available, Family/child friendly facilities, and Kids meal options.

Available in All Rooms (The Nitty Gritty)

And inside those rooms (mine anyway!), everything was spot on. Air conditioning was absolute bliss. Alarm clock? Check. Bathrobes and slippers? Luxury defined. Blackout curtains (essential for a good nap after a long day in the sauna). I had a perfectly positioned window that opens. Coffee/tea maker to brew your daily intake. Desk for the times you actually work. Extra long bed (thank goodness, because I'm tall). The Hair dryer? Saved my life. High floor rooms are available if you would like a better view. In-room safe box to keep my treasure (my passport). I definitely had Internet access – wireless and Slippers. The Mini bar was stacked. Non-smoking room? Thank goodness. The Private bathroom with a Separate shower/bathtub was delightful. The Seating area was perfect to relax after a long day by the pool. And the Soundproofing kept out the sounds of the opera singers.

Getting Around (Getting Unstuck)

The Airport transfer was seamless. Bicycle parking is available as are charging stations.

The Little Flaws, The Quirks, and The Overall Verdict

Okay, let’s be real. This place isn't perfect. The Wi-Fi could be better, and the sauna opera singer was a lot. BUT… the beauty of Escape to Paradise is, it doesn’t try to be. It embraces its imperfections. You feel like you’re experiencing something real.

My confession? I went thinking it would be a quick trip. And now I feel like I can't live without it.

Overall Score: 4.5 out of 5 Stars. (Minus half a star for the dodgy Wi-Fi and the opera singer).

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Belvilla by OYO Cortijo La Mimbre Priego De Cordoba Spain

Belvilla by OYO Cortijo La Mimbre Priego De Cordoba Spain

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the glorious chaos that is my planned trip to Cortijo La Mimbre in Priego de Cordoba, Spain. This isn't your polished, Instagram-perfect travelogue. This is real life, with all the spilled coffee, questionable decisions, and unexpected epiphanies that come with it.

The Belvilla by OYO Cortijo La Mimbre - The Grand Plan (or, What I Think I'm Supposed to Do)

Day 1: Arrival & Deep Sigh of Relief (and Maybe a Panic Attack)

  • Morning: The brutal reality: the red-eye from [Mention your city/country] is going to wreak havoc on my sleep schedule. I swear, I'm the only person on Earth more miserable than a toddler after a red-eye. The internal debate begins the moment I wake up: coffee versus a straight shot of tequila. (Spoiler alert: it’s probably both, eventually)
  • Midday: Finally, finally, touch down in Málaga. Praying my luggage makes it. (Last time I flew to Spain, it took my suitcase a week to catch up. I spent a week in Barcelona in the exact same outfit – and I'm not exactly known for my minimalistic travel style…) Assuming I've got my clothes, the rental car is next. Oh boy. I'm convinced I'll take out a lamppost, a small child, or possibly an elderly donkey on my way to Priego. May the driving gods be with me.
  • Afternoon: The glorious drive. Hopefully, it won’t be raining. This is where the itinerary gets seriously hazy because, honestly, I'm letting my gut and the GPS guide me. Stopping at random bars and roadside ventas for "research" (read: tapas and wine) is essential. It's "cultural immersion," I tell myself. The goal is to arrive at Cortijo La Mimbre before sunset. Just imagine that first glimpse of the olive groves and that traditional style house. It's gonna be gorgeous, but I promise you I'm going to be a hot mess.
  • Evening: Unpack. Discover that I’ve forgotten something crucial (Probably my toothbrush, knowing me). Wander the property, mouth agape at the beauty. Feel the absolute need to immediately try the pool! Even if it's freezing. Or maybe, you know, I'll take a dip in the pool before dinner, feel the cool water after a long trip. But what to eat? Oh, god, a crisis. I’ll probably resort to the local supermarket and make something hopelessly basic, like pasta with jarred pesto and the inevitable half-eaten baguette. Then, a glass of wine on the terrace, and the profound joy of nothing. Pure, unadulterated relaxation. And no work! No emails to respond to!
  • Night: Pass out immediately, probably drooling.

Day 2: Exploring Priego & Questioning My Life Choices (in a Good Way)

  • Morning: Wake up ridiculously energized by Spanish sun and the general charm of the place… or maybe I'm just still running on adrenaline. Get ambitious! A leisurely breakfast on my own terrace. Then, finally, venture into the town of Priego de Cordoba itself. It's supposed to be beautiful, all winding streets and whitewashed houses. I’m planning to get lost to fully appreciate the charm and be able to tell you the story.
  • Midday: Explore the town. Have a moment in the "Fuente de la Salud" (Health Fountain), maybe a little bit of a snack? I have no idea. I may have to find a local. I'll probably get hopelessly lost, wandering around, admiring the architecture, and generally feeling like a slightly clumsy but deeply content tourist. This is when the emotional reactions will hit. Expect gushing about how pictureseque everything is, followed by a sudden urge to buy all the ceramic plates. It's a rollercoaster.
  • Afternoon: Lunch. Find a restaurant recommended by the host or just roll the dice on a charming-looking place. Order way too much food because, duh. Savor every bite of the local specialities. Expect to discover new favorite foods and a profound love for Sherry.
  • Evening: Return to the Cortijo. That is the plan at least. The reality is probably a hazy evening, perhaps with tapas and wine, and some stargazing. I bet the night sky is unbelievable out there. I'll try to resist the urge to Instagram every. Single. Star. (Okay, maybe just a few).
  • Night: Sleep.

Day 3: Olive Oil Dreams & Cordoba Day Trip (ish)

  • Morning: My current plan: A visit to a local olive oil mill. Learn about the process. Sample the goods. Realize I've been buying inferior olive oil my entire life. Prepare to buy enough to fill my car.
  • Midday: The idea is a day trip to Cordoba, home to the magnificent Mezquita. However, driving and finding parking in a new, unfamiliar city? The anxiety is already bubbling. Also, I've heard the weather can be brutal.
  • Afternoon: Option one (the ambitious route): Embrace the Mezquita, wander the Jewish quarter. Get lost in the beauty. Feel overwhelmingly small but somehow also connected to history. Option two (the more likely scenario): Panic about parking, decide Cordoba is "too crowded," and spend the afternoon napping by the pool. No judgement allowed. This is my vacation.
  • Evening: If I did Cordoba - collapse into bed. If I didn't - celebrate my relaxation with more tapas and wine. Either way, it's a win.
  • Night: Maybe a bonfire at the Cortijo. If I'm feeling brave. Probably not. Sleep.

Day 4: Poolside Bliss & A Lesson in Doing Absolutely Nothing

  • Morning: Sleep in. Revel in the gloriousness of not having to set an alarm. Coffee on the terrace, reading a book (that I probably started years ago). Sunshine on my face. Bliss.
  • Midday: The Pool. The most important event of the day. Sunbathing. Swimming. Avoiding all responsibilities. This is where the stream-of-consciousness really gets good. Expect thoughts like: "I should really moisturize." "Is that a wasp?" "I could stay here forever…" "Should I order another beer?"
  • Afternoon: More pool time. Maybe a nap in a hammock. Seriously, the goal is to become one with the couch. I’m going to reach zen level. I'll probably try to read the book, but I'll probably spend more time people/cloud watching.
  • Evening: A simple dinner. Maybe grilling. Maybe ordering takeout. Maybe a repeat performance of the jarred pesto pasta. The key is to not stress.
  • Night: Wind down. Maybe a movie. More wine. Definitely sleep.

Day 5: Departure (Sobbing, Probably)

  • Morning: The dread sets in. The realization that this glorious escape is almost over. Coffee with a heavy dose of existential dread. Pack. Clean. Try not to cry while making the bed.
  • Midday: Final brunch. One last desperate attempt to soak up the Spanish sun. A final, lingering look at the view. Tell myself I'll be back. (I will, I'm already plotting the return trip).
  • Afternoon: The car ride back to Málaga. The journey to the airport, try not to think about how I have to work again.
  • Evening: Heartbreak and the long flight home. Start planning my next holiday as I wait at the airport.
  • Night: Finally, back home, tired, full of happiness. Start making the plans for the next time.

The "Imperfect" Imperfections:

  • The Language Barrier: My Spanish is, shall we say, rusty. Expect hilarious miscommunications, a lot of pointing, and a general reliance on the kindness of strangers.
  • The Food: I intend to eat all the food. I have a slight fear of overeating. I may also develop a new addiction to churros with chocolate.
  • The Map: I may get lost. Repeatedly. I embrace getting lost. It's part of the adventure, right?
  • The Emotions: Prepare for a roller coaster. Joy, wonder, frustration, and a deep, abiding love for Spain.

This, my friends, is the plan. It's ambitious. It's probably unrealistic. But it's mine. And I can't wait. (And I might need a therapist when I get back.) Wish me luck! I

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Belvilla by OYO Cortijo La Mimbre Priego De Cordoba Spain

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Escape to Paradise: FAQs (Because Let's Be Real, You Have Questions!)


Okay, But *Really*, Is This Place *Actually* Paradise? Because My Life is... Challenging.

Alright, let's be brutally honest. Is it *actual* paradise? Look, I can't promise you angels playing harps while you sip your morning coffee. My life is a constant juggling act of laundry, cat hair, and the existential dread of choosing the right salad dressing. So, *my* definition of paradise is a place where I can forget about all that for, you know, *at least* a few hours. And yes, in that sense? This place comes pretty darn close.

I mean, the view alone? Stunning. Just the other day, I was sitting on the terrace, a glass of Rioja in hand (a *slightly* too-large glass, if I'm being truthful, and I may have spilled a bit on my white linen pants... mortifying!), and I just... stopped. Literally. Stopped thinking about deadlines, about the fact that I *really* need to clean the oven, about anything. Just the sun on my face, the scent of orange blossoms, and the faint sound of the waves. Bliss. Pure, unadulterated bliss. Okay, and maybe a little bit of panic about the red stain on my pants, but still... mostly bliss.


What's the Deal with the Food? Because I'm a Foodie, and My Standards Are High. Like, REALLY High.

Listen, I get it. Food is serious business. I’m the type to debate the merits of different olive oils for an hour. And the food at Escape to Paradise? It's… phenomenal. Seriously. They have this chef, and he's like, a culinary wizard disguised as a very charming, slightly sweaty, Spanish man. (He gets passionate about his food, okay? It's endearing.)

I had this gazpacho the other day… I swear, I closed my eyes and thought I was transported to a sun-drenched tomato field. And the paella? Forget about it. Rice cooked to perfection, seafood fresh from the sea, the perfect amount of saffron… I'm getting hungry just thinking about it. Okay, confession time: I may have snuck a second helping. Don't judge me. I'm weak when it comes to good food.

One minor *hiccup* (and I'm being totally honest here) – sometimes, you might have to wait a *little* longer than expected for your meal to arrive. This isn't a fast-food joint, people! Things are made with love and care, so be patient. Embrace the siesta lifestyle! Grab another glass of wine. Chat with your fellow guests. It's all part of the experience.


Are There Any Annoying Mosquitoes? Because Mosquitoes are My Kryptonite.

Ooh, the dreaded mozzies. Okay, I can't *guarantee* zero mosquito encounters. That would be a lie. But the resort is pretty good about it. They have those citronella things lit strategically around the patios, and they tend to spray things. They even gave my friend, who's basically a mosquito buffet, a special spray.

Here's the real secret weapon, though: the ocean breeze. It usually keeps them at bay. Just remember mosquito repellent! And maybe bring a net. It's better to be prepared, right? (My friend, bless her, looked like a walking, talking, mosquito-bite constellation by the end of our stay. Learn from her, people!)


The Pool: Crowded or Calm? Because I Need My Pool Time.

Okay, the pool. This is a crucial question. I'm a pool person myself. I believe in the power of a good, long, restorative float. And the pool here? It's glorious. It's big, it's beautiful, and it has those little built-in benches where you can just sit and soak up the sun.

It’s not *always* crowded. During the peak hours (like, mid-afternoon, when everyone’s had too much sangria and is feeling reckless), it can get a little… lively. Children playing. Inflatables everywhere. The usual shenanigans. (Which, you know, can be fun in a chaotic way.)

But here’s my pro tip: wake up early. Go for a swim before anyone else. The pool is your own private oasis. And it’s pure, uninterrupted bliss. Trust me on this one. I spent a solid hour one morning just floating and staring at the sky, and it was the best decision I made all week.


What if I'm Awkward Around Other People? Is This Place Filled With Social Butterflies?

Oh, honey, I GET YOU. Social situations are my kryptonite. I'd rather wrestle a badger than make small talk with strangers. And the thought of forced group activities during a vacation? Ugh.

Honestly, the vibe at Escape to Paradise is pretty relaxed. There's a mix of people. Some are outgoing and chatty, some are more reserved. You can definitely find your tribe (or choose to keep to yourself, which is perfectly acceptable). It's not a "forced fun" kind of place. You can sit by the pool, read a book (highly recommended!), and avoid eye contact. It's perfectly fine. (I did it for three days straight. No judgment.)

There are, of course, the inevitable social gatherings (like the welcome drinks). But they're not *mandatory*. You can politely decline and do your own thing. And honestly, I found myself enjoying some of the conversations. People were relaxed. And if things started to get too intense, I had my secret weapon: the tapas bar. A quick plate of patatas bravas is the perfect escape from an awkward conversation. Trust me.


How Far is it from the Airport? Do I Need to Rent a Car? Because Driving Abroad Scares Me.

Okay, the logistics. Airport blahblah. It's a manageable drive. Not a cross-country adventure, thank goodness. You're looking at around an hour, maybe a bit more or less depending on traffic. And you have options! Most people take a taxi or a pre-booked transfer, which is super easy and stress-free.

Do you *need* a car? No. Absolutely not. The resort has everything you need on-site. There are also organized excursions to nearby towns and attractions. You can easily spend your entire vacation just relaxing at the resort and enjoying the beach. If you're feeling adventurous and want to explore more extensively, then yes, you might want to rent a car. Just be prepared for some potentially confusing roundabouts! (I speak from experience... a *very* near-miss experience involving a donkey cart and a whole lot of screaming.) Honestly, I regretted the car. Took me ages to navigate, and parking was a nightmare.

My advice: skip the car. Relax. Enjoy. Let someone else do the driving. You'llHotels With Kitchen Near Me

Belvilla by OYO Cortijo La Mimbre Priego De Cordoba Spain

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