Montenegro's Hidden Gem: Stunning 2-Bed Duplex in Kolašin!

Charming 2-bedrooms duplex apartment in Kolašin Kolasin Montenegro

Montenegro's Hidden Gem: Stunning 2-Bed Duplex in Kolašin!

Montenegro's Hidden Gem: Kolašin Duplex - My Brutally Honest Take! (SEO-ified, of course!)

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I’m about to spill the beans on Montenegro's Hidden Gem: this supposed "Stunning 2-Bed Duplex in Kolašin." I’m talking warts and all. Forget the glossy travel brochures – you’re getting my unfiltered experience. And yes, I’ll throw in some keywords (because, you know, gotta keep the SEO gods happy!).

First Impressions (and a Minor Panic Attack):

Okay, the drive to Kolašin…whew. It’s stunning. Genuinely. Mountains everywhere, crisp mountain air…but also seriously narrow roads. Driving ain’t my forte, and let's just say I arrived needing a stiff drink (more on that later!). Accessibility wise? Okay, the road to the hotel – definitely not suitable for wheelchairs. But inside? We’ll get to that.

Cleanliness & Safety – My Obsession (and PTSD from THAT one questionable Airbnb):

This is where the Kolašin duplex actually shines. HUGE sigh of relief. The whole place felt spotless. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. They were practically lugging around the sanitizer (which, honestly, I appreciated). They even had sterilizing equipment in the kitchen. Made me feel like they were expecting a biohazard team instead of a weary traveler with questionable life choices. Good for them! It definitely eased my internal germaphobe's anxiety. They even provided hand sanitizer everywhere! Plus, my room was definitely sanitized between stays. My other fear that all food is prepared the day before? Wrong again. The kitchen and tableware items were sanitized, and the kitchen itself looked like a surgical theater. Amazing.

The Duplex Itself: Living the High Life (With Some Hiccups!)

Okay, the "stunning" part is… mostly true! It’s a two-bed, which, after the cramped car ride, felt like a palace. Air conditioning was a godsend (Montenegro in summer = HOT). We got free Wi-Fi, and, thank the travel gods, it worked in all the rooms. Internet access – wireless – CHECK. Internet – functional. Internet [LAN] – I didn't even bother hooking up to it. Air conditioning in public area, yes indeed.

The Views! Oh. My. God. The mountains. They're ridiculously beautiful. I swear, I spent half my time just staring out the window. Window that opens? YES. That’s a must. I almost cried. The blackout curtains were also a win – crucial for anyone trying to escape the blinding Montenegrin sunshine. But here's where it gets real: The bathroom phone? Seriously? Who uses a bathroom phone anymore? And the bathtub… looked lovely, but I only had time for a quick, glorious shower.

Rooms are well-equipped! Additional amenities, really.

Additional toilet - check
Alarm clock - check
Bathrobes - check
Bathtub - check
Blackout curtains - check
Carpeting - check
Closet - check
Coffee/tea maker - check
Complimentary tea - check
Daily housekeeping - check
Desk - check
Extra long bed - check
Free bottled water - check
Hair dryer - check
High floor- check
In-room safe box
Interconnecting room(s) available
Internet access – LAN - check
Internet access – wireless - check
Ironing facilities - check
Laptop workspace - check
Linens - check
Mini bar - check
Mirror - check
Non-smoking - check
On-demand movies - check
Private bathroom - check
Reading light - check
Refrigerator - check
Safety/security feature - check
Satellite/cable channels - check
Scale - check
Seating area - check
Separate shower/bathtub - check
Shower - check
Slippers - check
Smoke detector - check
Socket near the bed - check
Sofa - check
Soundproofing - check
Telephone - check
Toiletries - check
Towels - check
Umbrella - check
Visual alarm - check
Wake-up service - check
Wi-Fi [free] - check
Window that opens - check

Food, Glorious Flood! (And My Carb Conundrum)

The breakfast [buffet] was… okay. It wasn't the best buffet I’ve ever had, but it was plentiful. They had your typical Western breakfast, some delicious local pastries, and a decent selection of fruit. I wish they had more Asian cuisine in restaurant, but they had, at a minimum, Asian breakfast. The coffee/tea in restaurant was fine. The real star was the bar downstairs, which had a killer happy hour (Happy hour). And after that drive, I needed every single drop, and that bottle of water helped me recover. Restaurants are available on-site. A la carte in restaurant is available.

Here’s the truth bomb: I ate way too many carbs. It happens. But there were some awesome things, too! The poolside bar was perfect for a lazy afternoon. The pool itself was divine with an amazing pool with view!

Ways to Relax & Things To Do: More Than Just Mountains!

Okay, I'm not gonna lie, I basically spent most of my time either in the duplex or by the pool. I'm not an outdoorsy person. I'm a "lounge by the pool with a cocktail" type of traveler. But, I heard there were some amazing things to do, from the hiking trails in the surrounding area to checking out the local cultural sights, which I’ll get to later. They definitely have a gym/fitness if you're into that kind of thing. I did contemplate a massage, but I got distracted by the aforementioned cocktail. They also have a sauna. Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom. If you are into these? You'll be in heaven. I'm not.

For the Kids (and the Kid at Heart):

I can't personally speak to this, but they have babysitting service and kids meal options. They are also marked as family/child friendly. So, take from that what you will.

Services & Conveniences – What Really Matters (and Where They Could Improve):

They have a real concierge service, which was helpful. Daily housekeeping was amazing. The fact that they had a convenience store on-site was a godsend after a long day of driving. Luggage storage was helpful. Things start to fall down a bit once you look around. They don't have much, but they do have currency exchange, a dry cleaning and laundry service.

Getting Around & Accessibility Woes:

Okay, the car park [free of charge] was awesome. But airport transfer was an option. Car park [on-site] was helpful. Car power charging station, if you're driving an electric vehicle. Remember that initial road? That’s not exactly wheelchair-friendly. As a result? Facilities for disabled guests are a little limited

Final Verdict – Worth the Trip?

Yes. Absolutely. Despite the minor hiccups (the bathroom phone…the over-reliance on carbs) this duplex is a great base camp. The views are breathtaking. The cleanliness is top-notch, and the staff are incredibly helpful. It's a fantastic place to unwind and immerse yourself in the beauty of Montenegro.

My unsolicited advice: Pack your swimsuit, a good book, and a healthy dose of wanderlust. And maybe a GPS that doesn't lead you down the most terrifying roads!

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Alright, buckle up buttercup, because you're about to embark on a mess – not a meticulously planned itinerary, but a rambunctious, emotion-laden adventure in my imaginary Kolašin apartment. Forget perfect; we're aiming for real. Think less Michelin star, more "last-minute grocery run, forgot the olive oil, cried a little in the cheese aisle."

The Kolašin Chaos: Duplex Dreams & Mountain Mayhem (My Kind of Way)

Day 1: Arrival & "Did I Pack Enough Socks?" Anxiety

14:00 - Arrival & Apartment Adoration: Landed in Podgorica (that tiny airport… seriously, it's cozy). Taxi to Kolašin. The drive? Breath-taking. Literally. I think I held my breath the entire time. Scenery overload! The apartment? Oh. My. GOD. That duplex? The view from the balcony? Instagram gold. (Don't judge, I'm a millennial, it's in my blood.) Initial reaction: Sheer, unadulterated glee. Immediately threw my bags in the corner and started jumping on the bed. (Don't tell anyone.) Note to self: Check for spiders, they're sneaky.
16:00 - Grocery Shopping & First Montenegrin Meltdown (Almost): Okay, gotta eat. Google Maps said a supermarket was… nearbyish. Found myself in a tiny, local shop. The language barrier was a mountain higher than the ones outside. I think I managed to buy some bread, local cheese (amazing, by the way), and a carton of UHT milk that tasted suspiciously like… well, I'm not sure. Panic slightly bubbled up. Was I destined to starve?
18:00 - Balcony Bliss & Sunset Staring: Cheese, bread, and questionable milk notwithstanding, the balcony. The freaking balcony. Sat there, watched the sun paint the mountains pink and purple. Absolute serenity. Briefly considered giving up on life and just living on that balcony forever. (The mosquito situation reminded me that's not entirely logical)
19:00 - Cooking Fail & Wine Redemption: Attempts at cooking the pasta I bought. Burnt the garlic, overcooked the pasta. It was a culinary disaster. Opened the bottle of local red wine I had. (Slightly too much, perhaps.) Suddenly everything was hilarious. Ate the pasta anyway, cried a little, and decided I was resilient.

Day 2: "What IS This Place?" & Hiking Humiliations

08:00 - Wake Up & Mountain Majesty: Woke up to that view. Again. Still amazing. Coffee on the balcony. Briefly considered becoming a mountain hermit.
10:00 - Exploration on Foot & "Did I Pack the Right Shoes?" Walked around Kolašin town. Tiny, charming, and slightly confusing. Found a little bakery. The burek? Perfection. My attempts at ordering in Montenegrin? A comedy routine. (Which caused me to ask to be translated by my new buddy, the baker, who barely spoke English).
12:00 - Hiking Attempt #1 (Disaster): Decided to be adventurous. Found a hiking trail. The "easy" one. (Famous last words.) Got lost. Tripped over a root. Scraped my knee. Realized my hiking boots are definitely not the right equipment. Briefly considered becoming a couch potato.
14:00 - Lunch & Self-Pity: Back to the apartment, ate the rest of the cheese. Decided the bakery man was going to be my savior. Planned to order a bunch of bureks. Ate my sad, cheese-laden lunch and felt sorry for myself.
16:00 - Coffee & a View. Found a cafe with a view. Coffee was strong, view was stupendous. Regained some of my sanity. Decided I wasn't entirely useless.
18:00 - Dinner & Local Delight (Finally!): Found a restaurant that served traditional kačamak (cornmeal porridge, yes!). Actually, I was skeptical. But it was AMAZING. A Montenegrin grandma probably made it, and I will go to my grave with memories of that.
20:00 – A Moment of Quiet & Contemplation: Back at the apartment, on the balcony. The stars were out. It was quiet. I felt… peaceful. For about five minutes. Then remembered all the laundry I hadn't done.

Day 3: River Rafting & My Inner Child (Mostly) Survives

09:00 - Morning Coffee & Pre-Rafting Nerves: Woke up, coffee, balcony. Today: River Rafting! Suddenly got all the "Will I tip over?" and "Will I be eaten by piranhas?" thoughts on hand.
10:00 - Getting Ready… and Getting Wet: The meeting point was a bit… rustic. The raft itself looked like it had survived a few wars (and probably had). Wet suit, a helmet, and a life vest, it was game time! Before I could panic, the guides told me some safety instructions… it was a blur.
11:00 - Rafting! (The Good Parts): The Tara River was glorious. The water was ice cold, which was an initial shock, but also pretty exhilarating once you got used to it. The rapids were, well, rapid. I screamed a lot. But also laughed. I also managed to take a few pictures. Victory!
13:00 - Rafting! (The Less Good Parts): Almost fell out. Got drenched. The guides yelled a lot (in Montenegrin, I think). Swallowed some river water (it tasted surprisingly clean).
14:00 - Lunch & Post-Rafting Euphoria (and Hunger): Lunch was a simple picnic. Suddenly the food tasted sooooo much better after that experience.
16:00 - Back to the Apartment & Sunburn City: Showered for about an hour. Realized I'd forgotten sunscreen and was now a lobster. Decided that I "earned" a nap.
19:00 - Restaurant time: A lovely place where I sat back, relaxed, and ate some more grilled meat and local specialties. Also, consumed quite a bit of local wine.
21:00 - Looking at the Stars

Day 4: Lazy Day & Unexpected Discoveries

09:00 - Sleep-In & Late Breakfast: Finally, a slow morning! Slept in. Made coffee and toast. Admired the mountains.
11:00 - Local Market & Shopping Checked out the local market for some fresh food, and a few souvenirs.
13:00 - Picnic and the Lake A Picnic at a local lake. Nice stroll along the lake shore.
16:00 - Relaxing and Recharging. Back to the apartment, more reading, more coffee, and a nap.
19:00 - Trying New Dishes The day ended with a home cooked meal.

Day 5: Farewell & "I'll Be Back!" Tears

09:00 - Packing & Last Mountain Gaze: Packed. (Cried a little at the thought of leaving that incredible apartment.) One last coffee on the balcony, soaking it all in.
11:00 - Farewell Snack: Baked goods from the baker!
12:00 - Taxi to Podgorica & Departure Tears: The drive back to the airport - more gorgeous scenery. This time, I didn't hold my breath. I sobbed a bit as those mountains disappeared from view.
15:00 - Flying Away: Flying out of Podgorica. Heart full, soul refreshed, and already planning my return.

Imperfections & Ramblings:

The Language Barrier: Montenegrin is HARD. I attempted some phrases. I mostly failed. Lots of pointing and gesturing. Lots of laughter.
Mosquito Missions: The mosquitos in Kolašin have a vendetta. Bring repellent. Lots of it.
Spontaneity is Key: This "itinerary" is just a suggestion. Embrace the unexpected detours, the moments of pure serendipity, and the complete and utter chaos. That's where the real magic happens.
Embrace The Sadness: I miss that apartment already. I miss the mountains. I miss the cheese (and the bread!). I'll be back, Kolašin. You've stolen a piece of my heart.

This, my friend, is my Kolašin adventure. It's real. It's messy. It's emotional. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Go and make your own chaos! You won't regret it.

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Montenegro's Kolašin Duplex: Your Inner Child's Fortress (Probably...)

Okay, spill the beans! Is this duplex REALLY as amazing as all the photos say?

Alright, alright, settle down! Look, the photos are... flattering. Let's just say they hired a photographer who clearly *loves* Photoshop. The views? Phenomenal. Seriously, jaw-dropping. The mountains practically loom into your living room. But the *duplex* itself? Well... it's got 'character.' Think less 'perfectly curated Instagram aesthetic' and more 'lived-in charm with a dash of "did-the-builder-finish-this?"'" (I swear, one of the light switches was... on the wall, but didn't *do* anything. Just a wall decoration, I guess?)

But yes. It's amazing. Mostly. In that specific way where the imperfections make it feel real, ya know?

What's the actual size of this glorious two-bed wonder? Because "two beds" can mean a lot of things.

Okay, so the listing boasts a generous size, and they’re not technically *lying*. However, remember the "Montenegrin sizing system" is a bit... generous. Think of it this way: it's perfect for two adults and maybe two kids who are still small enough to be flung onto a sofa bed without requiring a chiropractor. You're not gonna be hosting a grand ball in the living room, but it's comfy. My friend Sarah, bless her heart, keeps tripping over things. I think she was expecting like a mansion; but, I mean she did survive the size of a dorm.

Tell me about the bathrooms. Are they... functioning? Clean? I have standards.

Alright, okay, the bathrooms. Here's the lowdown. They *function*. Water comes out of the taps, the toilet flushes (mostly), and you won't be catching anything too horrific. Clean? Well, again, "clean" is subjective. I'd describe it as "thoroughly scrubbed and recently visited by cleaning staff" rather than "surgical operating room." I mean, the showerhead was a bit wonky, and I swear, sometimes the hot water had a mind of its own. But you're in the mountains! Embrace the rustic charm! Or, bring your own disinfectant wipes. Probably a smart move. Honestly? I've seen worse. Much worse.

Is the kitchen equipped for, you know, actual cooking or just instant ramen and sadness?

Okay, the kitchen. This is where things get... interesting. Let's say it's *basic* but functional. There's a hob, an oven (that I think might have been a relic from the Soviet era), a fridge that worked (praise the heavens!), and a collection of cookware that ranged from "perfectly serviceable" to "that's...interesting." You *can* cook, but don't expect to whip up a Michelin-starred meal. Think more "simple, delicious mountain fare." Which, honestly, is exactly what you want in Kolašin. That feeling of cooking a meal in a new place, even if it's just scrambled eggs, feels like a true vacation moment.

The view! You keep mentioning the view! Dish.

The view. Right. Okay, I'll try to describe it without resorting to just saying "OMG, it's amazing!" You're nestled in the mountains. Like, *really* nestled. The balcony is a tiny slice of heaven. Every morning, I'd stumble out there with my coffee (the instant kind, because, as we discussed, the kitchen...), and just... breathe. The air is crisp, the silence is glorious (except for the occasional cowbell, which is surprisingly soothing), and the mountains... they're just there, in all their majestic glory. Seriously. This alone is worth the price of admission. One time, I sat out there and watched the sun paint the peaks gold. I even cried. I am NOT an outdoor person. But it just got me. I mean, *cried*! Don't tell anyone!

Is Kolašin itself a fun place? What's there to do besides gaze at mountains?

Okay, Kolašin. It's charming. In a slightly rough-around-the-edges way. It's not exactly a bustling metropolis. You've got some decent restaurants, a few bars (where the locals are *very* friendly, especially after a few rounds of the local rakija – proceed with caution!), and, of course, the stunning Biogradska Gora National Park. The skiing is supposed to be fantastic in winter (I went in summer so...next time), and the hiking is phenomenal. You can wander, you can climb, you can get lost, you can find yourself. Or you can just sit on the balcony of your duplex with the aforementioned view and contemplate the meaning of life. No judgment. One day, remember, one day, I was walking through the town and stumbled in to this local bakery. The smell of bread, fresh out of the oven, hit me like a wave. It was perfect. Simple. Just like Kolašin, at it's best.

Parking situation? Let's be real.

Parking... ah, yes. The eternal traveler's dilemma. Was it "assigned" parking? Yes. Was it *convenient* parking? Well... "convenient" is relative. It was *near* the duplex. But near in a way that involved maneuvering around a few other vehicles (and potentially a rogue donkey - I'm not kidding, I saw one. Maybe two.). Sometimes, you'd have to park a bit further out, which meant a short (but invigorating) walk. It wasn't terrible, but don't expect valet service. Part of the adventure, right? Adds character!

What are the neighbors like? Will they be blasting polka at 3 AM?

My most honest answer? I didn't see them. I think they were ghosts! (Kidding!) Look, I heard some muffled sounds of life occasionally - I'm pretty sure there was a very enthusiastic washing machine in the unit next door - but it was generally very quiet. It's not like a thumping-beats-all-night party district or anything. You're in the mountains. Peace and quiet are, for the most part, guaranteed. Thank god. I need my sleep.